Dollar Store Movie Marathon
(The second entry of 23′)
The sky has opened, and snow continues to fall (even in locations not used to such atmospheric behaviors) while prices continue rise. Dollar stores are gleefully extracting more from my wallet while I continue to explore their celluloid offerings and the all-elusive quandary, an answer to the question; are Dollar Store Movies worth merely that (close to a single dollar) or do they demand more attention and exploration?
Introducing this entries subjects…
Justice League – The Flashpoint Paradox (2013)
Animated Feature
Writers – James Krieg, Geoff Johns based on a graphic novel by Andy Kubert
Director – Jay Oliva
Runtime – 82 minute
In an alternate universe and/or timeline Barman isn’t who we know him as, and no has few qualms in killing criminals. Aquaman and Wonder Women are at war and The Flash is confused. What has happened, why has he been transported to another universe/timeline and how? Other questions naggingly persist; such as why is Aquaman evil, and why does it appear as if Roids are part of his daily diet? Just what is Vics (Cyborgs) association with the President and why is Grifter part of the DC universe, isn’t he a Wildcat from Image Comics?
Regardless, of the queries, this one is a bloody tale. Amazonians get tossed around like ragdolls and superhero’s are slaughtered willy-nilly as if they’re going outta style. Batman uses guns, and Aquaman is jacked (I think I mentioned that already). A slew of familiar voices add depth to recognizable friends and foes, the action is fast, furious, a damn sight bloodier than one might expect, there’s a few reinventive spins on ‘origin stories’, and then there’s enough dark humor to bring a smirk to even Grumpy Bears visage (yes, I referenced The Care Bears!)
In short, if you like the JLA (or simply The ‘Justice League’, is this a new moniker, has it changed since I was a lad?) or even if you can’t stand them, this will serve to entertain, largely based on the wide tableau of abnormally-powered form meeting their demise, where normally this would be unheard of. I’m not normally a fan of either the DC or even the Marvel animated universes, although admittedly it was a much different story before I became introduced to bills, raising children and adult responsibilities, but I’m admit this kept me entertained. Give it a shot, although it boasts typical grade animation (which isn’t that bad, depending upon how much of an art snob you are) you might like it too.
8.5
Only one question remains; when are the powers that be going to animate the “Zombie” storylines (is this Marvel, DC, or both?) As I’m rather eager.
Overdrive (2017)
France/Belgium/UK/USA
Writers – Michael Brandt & Derek Haas
Director – Antonio Negret
Runtime – 94 minutes
Painfully pretty people, exotic locales, expensive cars and plentiful excuses not to get a real job. But it doesn’t end there, Overdrive showcases the maturing acting talents of a certain Eastwood offspring, with an undeniably recognizable resemblance at that. Other cast members add a cheekiness, a lightness to the quite serious nature of luxury priced automobile larceny at hand. Think Fast n the Furious minus the multi million $ cast. This runs along undeniably similar tracks. And much like the aforementioned the multitude of stunts throughout (this feature) are suitably impressive.
Anyone who misses the ..”and this is officer Croissant.” line is sleeping, the film is laden with nods to a variety of features and delights throughout with a smorgasbord of double crosses, snappy one-liners and intrigue, but let’s not forget the European Woody Harrelson doppelganger. Sure this isn’t The Italian Job, or Oceans 11 (12, 13 and/or whatever comes next) but it does bear an undeniable appeal, sports octane pace and is easy enough to follow as not to deter any from varied on-screen antics. All in all a delightful waste of 94 minutes with enough delicious flesh and sculptured metal purring engines on display to distract from the world’s woes. And isn’t that what its all about?
8
Jungle (2017)
Australia/UK
Writer – Justin Monjo based on the (real life experience and) book by Yossi Ghinsberg
Director – Greg McLean
Runtime – 115 minutes
I’m on a Daniel Radcliffe kick at present (Weird being my last dip) and this is likely a feature most will pass up in favor of one of the many entries in the H. Potter series, based on, I can only imagine, it being based on a true story and not sporting a huge Hollywood budget.
The film finds Yossi as part of an adventurous collective who traverse the jungle in hopes to find a ‘lost tribe’. As one might imagine things turn sideways quickly, though not before the films characters are effectively ‘given flesh’ and a rapport is built, to include the audience.
Before I continue I must state that typically this type of film (harrowing true life recollections/stories) isn’t my ‘cup of tea’. Jungle however held my attention throughout for admittedly a myriad of reasons. The characters are believable, the dialogue is relatable, and the situations coupled with the actors reactions and the brilliant score serve to pull the viewer in, effectively placing them in the same scenario with senses tightened to snapping capacities. The direction here is commendable with attention to detail, including idyllic shots of (and total immersion within) an environment which is both beautiful and brutal, an untamed landscape controlled not by schedules and timeclocks, highways and regulations but rather by the whims, apathy, and fickle moods of nature.
Familiar faces include Karl (portrayed by Thomas Kretschmann who also features in [Peter Jackson’s] King Kong and Dragged Across Concrete) and Kevin (played by Alex Russell from The Host and Unbroken).
Standout performances are found throughout with Daniel Radcliffe leading the charge (and adding to his already impressive filmography) with a role which finds him subject to (and mastering) a stunning range of emotion; elation through abject frustration, joy through defeat and bewonderment through determination.
As a true story enactment (based on the experiences of Yossi Ghinsburg and recalled in his international best selling book) goes this ticks all the boxes, delivers the excitement, lays out a cohesive story to elicit second thoughts in adventurous types and incites intrigue, as well introducing the wonders of the green inferno (sorry, couldn’t resist) to those who scope typically exists solely within the confines of a handheld glowing screen.
A status report (on the real life characters upon which this film is based) follows the end credits for all those who require dangling loose ends tied up, and even offers a ‘where are they now’ update to embellish upon the fact that this isn’t fiction, but rather an account of what is possible when one decides to follow the heart instead of the gut.
In short, this is an excellent, thoroughly entertaining, celluloid affair which showcases that Mr. Radcliffe’s career goes far beyond the fantastical realms of Dumbledore.
9
The Pale Door (2020)
USA
Writers – Aaron B. Koontz, Cameron Burns and Keith Lansdale
Director – Aaron B. Koontz
Runtime – 97 minutes
“…to be frank I expected a little more gold and a little less girl.”
This about explains the predicament the Dalton gang find themselves within following a train heist. For some reason Pearl is shackled within a box, rather than a small fortune. And it only gets more bizarre from there as the gang find themselves scrambling to stay alive when a brothel in the middle of nowhere actually turns out to be the residence of a coven with the witches within hungry for fresh ingredients to maintain their youthful looks and immortality.
The film impresses from the opening credits (which boasts a fantastic soundtrack and intriguing animated touches) and although it sports a fair amount of cheese and cliche elements it still provides enough to keep the viewer happy until its finale. The acting displayed varies from passable to commendable with a few recognizable faces in the mix to have one scrambling through a litany of B movie titles for names and past performances. The films storyline flows well though isn’t wholly original as it roughly conforms to the parameters of (the original) From Dusk to Dawn film albeit with Vampires replaced by witches. The budget obviously isn’t the same as the aforementioned, but the crew here have done well with what’s readily at hand offering believable sets, period costume and an assortment of impressive practical FX. Other factors which keep the viewers attention include a fast pace oftentimes bringing to mind cult affairs including The Evil Dead and Witching and Bitching (a Spanish celluloid entry from the director of Day of the Beast and The Last Circus), relateble characters and the inclusion of all the elements which any B movie worth its salt should have, namely; blood, brawn, boobs and bullets.
In short, although this film displays low budget vibes it still serves to impress and offers a surprisingly swift pace and directorial finesse which is effortlessly enjoyable.
7.5
Max Bishop (2021)
USA
Writer/Director – Jack Beranek
Runtime – 85 minutes
Max (played by Chris Charais) is a ‘gun for hire’ who has recently blundered a hit. On account of his ineptitude he finds himself wading through the ‘searching for a job’ arena. Landing on his feet, he finds himself in the position of janitor at a local middle school where his predicament quickly develops into on far removed from the world of mops, buckets, bleach and plastic gloves.
Admittedly, the synopsis and the films cover lend this a Indy slant. And one would be correct in assuming such. This isn’t a large budgeted affair, it isn’t an actioneer, neither is it a thriller, or in any way attached to the horror genre. It is however a darkly satirical tale centered around an individual who chooses to remove others from society, given the right incentive, the lifestyle of such a person and the inherent troubles associated in dealing with others within the same nefarious circle (rules, standards and such) and in constant close proximity to (the unpredictable nature of) children.
Max Bishop (the film) rolls at a leisurely pace and displays most of the trappings one might expect, bearing in mind the budget (a handful of locations, a small cast and a storyline heavy in drama rather than action). As opposed to many of its brethren nestled within similar constraints “Max” boasts a certain appeal. Chris (Charais) does a great job in sporting an aura which is oddly relatable and whose actions continue to illicit intrigue, as his patience is tested to bursting, and his predicament only becomes strangely more mired in entanglement. Passages of dialogue entice a smirk to alight upon the viewers face as a multitude of everyday (miniature) obstacles are strategically traversed; including, but not limited to, phone tree robotic answering systems, the fickle nature of ten year old girls, and bartering a “hit”. Ok, perhaps not so much the last one.
In closing, Max has, it must be stared, a few issues, and it might not stand up to a viewing from an audience who aren’t altogether familiar with Indie affairs. However, it displays definite strengths which given time are sure to flourish and a solid foundation on which to construct an impressive filmography.
5
Plucked From the Obscure Depths of Tubi
Legendary aka Tomb of the Dragon (2013)
UK/China
Writer – Andy Briggs
Director – Eric Styles
Runtime – 92 minutes
Ok, I’m on a Lundgren/Adkins kick.
Is it that obvious?
This one has more an adventurer/explorer vibe rather than a martial arts affair but it’s mindless fun for the most part. There’s blatant unapologetic CGI on display, large Clash of the Titans esque creatures running across the screen frequently, and fun, slightly tongue-in-cheek scenarios/dialogue. Lundgren and Adkins are at each others throats, albeit in more a legal, than multiple kicks to the noggin, way.
The scrambling away from the creature action is plentiful, Legendary stands proud as a feature with zero mystery surrounding the actual unknown “quantity”.
Corny for sure, the film undeniably deserves a place upon the SyFy roster and boasts both a commendable budget and production values. It bears a quite watchable vibe, quality performances and enjoyable ‘pairings’. In actuality, Legendary doesn’t take itself too seriously, though not quite to the point where it could be likened to a Mel Brooks affair.
This really isn’t quite as horrid as the IMDB ratings would have one believe especially for those wishing for mindless, admittedly predictable, entertainment rather than an Oscar worthy cinematic experience. This film has its pros and cons (for those looking for such) though mostly serves as an addition to the depth of Adkin’s filmography, a sizable list (at this point) which includes films within which he fights, and others in which he prefers not to (this being one such entry).
8
And that brings another DSM piece to an end.
No real definitive conclusion as to the above asked question here, but endeavoring to find an answer is always entertaining.
Your Slave to celluloid in many guises,
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